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Follow Emily Browne's adventures as she tackles life on life's terms. Emily Browne is a curious woman with an open mind and is willing to learn how to let go of things that doesn't to improve things in her live. Emily Browne is all of us. She is an upbeat, unstoppable person. No subject is taboo and she gets herself into predicaments, learns from failures, and applauds success.

This is a poignant, provocative column dealing with health and beauty issues. While the character is fictional, the column is done with real reporting. The facts, statistics, businesses, services, and products Emily Browne speaks of and uses are true experiences.

 
Emily Browne's Adventures
 
 
 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 






"Her DDD cup ranneth over with joy at all the promises Hoodia had to offer."
   ~Emily Browne, Battle of the Bulge
 
"She might light up in a place where smoking was prohibited and immediately become a criminal. One thing Emily Browne knew for sure, she did not want to have new girlfriends in small spaces any time soon."
   ~Emily Browne, Quits Smoking 

"Emily Browne’s tummy was beginning to resemble a kangaroo pouch.  She figured she had better stay away from the outback as a mother roo might mistake her for a babysitter with a built in."

   ~Emily Browne, Learns Percentages

 

"You put what, where?"

   ~Emily Browne, Gets Colonics

 

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